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Pit Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




MR. YODA -




i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by todderic70

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!


STEELERS -




ADVERSITY -


TAGS: pitfalls snags opposition adversity poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 6:00 pm

Thanks!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:12 pm
Nice and dark, excellent! 5 goth lions!
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 2:53 pm

AB5OLUTELY AWE5OME
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:06 pm
Very nice! L L L L L


QUALITY CONTROL - Tells You How It Is


TAGS: cow cats spit
Rating: 4.65/5

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NEED TO GET A LIFE -


TAGS: self pity
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - November 2, 2011, 1:15 am
amsome


PIT BULLS - The Most Dangerous---aww look at his goggles and hes swimming and hes trying to get a ball hes sooooo cuuute


TAGS: pit bull bulls bully apbt
Rating: 3.54/5


DRAMA -


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


RECYCLING - Saving the planet, one baddie at a time.


TAGS: tetris capital punishment
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:11 pm
Wow! xx
Defence2501 - February 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
I always wondered where all the bodies went...
freddyfoxtrot - July 13, 2010, 9:12 am
LOL


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


TODAY - is yo day for muh pity!


TAGS: mr t pity the fool
Rating: 3.08/5

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SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"


TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by jam1977

Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.


TAGS: fire spitters awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm
WTF?


EVERYONE HAS BEAUTY -


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Terrific!
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

Excellent!~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!


I TOLD YOU GUYS... -




THE DRAMA LLAMA - The spitting image of the worst kind of drama queen


TAGS: drama llama spitting girl
Rating: 4.56/5

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Zetmonk - August 28, 2012, 1:37 am
Really enjoyed this one, thanks Venator!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: spite
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Sean

SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
You are thread!
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 1:05 pm
Thats what she SAID!!
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:02 pm
Don't care what you think of it Sean. Perfect caption for the prefect pic. 5
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:49 pm
Didn't anyone get the obvious reference to the Cuban Missile Crisis? Dammit, that's the last time I put any real thought into a politifake!
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:18 am
You threaten' to put a train on sumbuddy? Ya mook. Well kiss my cabooooooos. Capiche?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
Youz keep it up, and you'll be sleepin' with the NY Islanders.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
I'll come back later...
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
Or maybe dueling Brandos is more yer speed, ya syphalitic carpetbagger?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
Be y'all a Martin or be y'all a Coy, rabbit?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
na na nar nar nar nar narrr narrr narRRR ... *conspicuous pause*
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
I reckon this here is a squabble!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
How dare you Sir compliment my poster! You scurrilous scabi-ridden no account! I say, I say, them's fightin' words ... Jeeves, hand my my dueling bango.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:37 pm
This poster is perfect. Don't listen to the Anonymous (if only) fool. What he lacks in logic, he makes up for in false a**umptions.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:17 pm
Gary Jules ... that's it. Listening to it on YouTube at the moment.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:16 pm
cover of Mad World: the best.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:15 pm
Actually the Doonie Darko comparison was done in the forums once and it was very funny. But my avatar comes from one of my faovorite of mine: MASTERS IN ART HISTORY. No intentional Donnie Darko reference. But that is a great movie. Chills. And the
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:12 pm
Much better Sean. In the relation your icon/avatar has to Donnie Darko.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:58 pm
OK, here's how I shoulda done it: ph**oshop the stick into a cigar. Little bit of smoke at the end. Type the title: DOGGY DANGERFIELD. (Rover Dangerfield is taken) Top it off with text like: "I tell ya, b****es give me no respect. No respect at all."
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:44 pm
Wow Derek, you suck at this poster stuff even more than I do. That's just terrible. What were you thinking?
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:24 pm
How about: "I can quit any time I want"
Sean - August 30, 2009, 6:58 pm
Holy mackeral this sucks. Wot was I thinking?


ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES - ... or maybe it was capitalism...


TAGS: the original hunger games capitalism
Rating: 3.86/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)


Rip Roast -




GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.


TAGS: gluttony capital sin sunny
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

fascistfrenchman - December 28, 2010, 6:59 pm
But sir, it's only a wafer-thin mint.... carbloosh! John Cleese was hilarious.


ARMPIT'S ODOR - IN SUMO WRESTLING IS THE NEW WAY TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT




PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 2.95/5

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reason - September 27, 2009, 11:56 am
Hippe? No. Anarchist? yes. typically they do have jobs but they either work solo or for a small business. they arent lazy, at least the true believers arent


ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.


TAGS: girl french air pit hair
Rating: 2.16/5

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unexplained_paranoia - May 24, 2008, 2:31 am
D:


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


PITTSBURGH - The real Zombieland.




RIOTERS - Where the hell did they go? Dispatch said there was a large group of them over-here




SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?


TAGS: doris soup spit parody motifake women
Rating: 2.24/5

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*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.


PITY - is worthless, because it doesn't matter how you feel about something unless you decide to do something about it.


TAGS: motitwist pity africa poor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
scroll scroll scroll
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
No Comment !


BACKYARD SAFARI -


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz


TAGS: archery sports spitz
Rating: 2.97/5


SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism capitalism
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by TresGlobos

TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 8:35 am
No but apparently we need "bringthefunny-fake". Culos is right it's time to focus on the ha ha instead of the bo-hoo!
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 7:33 am
Calm down, KSan didn't defend a dogma, he'd explain the difference between theory and praxis... do we need philosophake.com? :-D
culos - November 2, 2010, 5:44 am
KSan, there is a sister site for your kind of comments, please go to Politifake, we'll wait for you there
KSan - November 2, 2010, 4:43 am
No one has tried actual socialism. What history is littered with are failed attempts that started with it as a base and drifted off. What you may be thinking of is Stalinism, which speaks volumes for the standards of education both home and abroad.
jetgod - October 18, 2009, 2:19 pm
show me a city in a socialist country that looks in any way shape form or manner that looks this modern.
Velin - October 18, 2009, 11:42 am
We tried it... believe me, socialism sucks. But nice idea anyway.


NUNCHUCKS - Not listed in this photo




PITY -


TAGS: pity alone time lonely hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 23, 2014, 9:12 pm
And another Hammy poster fits my day


if you don't believe -


TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by todderic70

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am

My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL... -




STUPIDITY -


TAGS: supidity pity word play
Rating: 4.43/5

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Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:34 am
Amsome RL!


QUICK DEATH -


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm
correct


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.


TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


SLUGS IN LOVE -


TAGS: spite is right
Rating: 2.54/5

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Signe - February 8, 2009, 10:33 am
Looks more like GROOOSSS
Scorpio7 - February 8, 2009, 8:48 am
Looks more like the letter "S."


HUMAN CHAIN - "SPARTAN-KICKS" that will disperse them. On the count of three! 1, 2, 3, "THIS IS SPARTA!!"




NFL -


TAGS: brewers axford mlb pitcher
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - September 1, 2013, 3:08 pm
Axford, i worked the brewer game during Harley fest and everybody who came in said hes traded why is that still up. He was traded this morning, this morning relax already give us time to steam off the glue backing.
maoworks2 - September 1, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who Is It ?
ughomer - September 1, 2013, 12:45 pm
Methinks you are from Beertown (from a profile) while I reside in Green Bay (Titletown). That makes us neighbors, Mashi!
MashiMashi - September 1, 2013, 12:29 pm
The mistakes make themselves appareant after tou send it, ofr OFR


JMPORTANT NOTICE -


TAGS: selfpity stops here humor
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - January 22, 2016, 8:18 pm

the number you have dialed...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:19 am

d*** it! Typo in the title AND left a word out of the text. See if I let the dog submit for me every again!
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:34 am
Hah! Knew this was yours! You really should check out 1-800-922-9222


QUALITY FAMILY TIME -


TAGS: ambulance ride hospital charades
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:37 am
never thought about that LOL


The Few -


TAGS: spitfires fighters warbirds 1940 bbmf
Rating: 4.73/5

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Vanner - September 16, 2013, 8:29 am
It does't matter what nationality they were. At the time they were all that stopped us going under, they all deserve the honours...
Iconoclast - September 16, 2013, 1:08 am
There were significant numbers of Americans who flew with the RAF during the Battle of Britain. All of those in the RAF were both gallant and heroic and they literally saved Britain.
EmilioDumphque - September 15, 2013, 11:50 pm
Americans know who deserves honor and our thanks, even if they're "foreign devils".


Kittens -




DECISIONS - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE SUPPLEMENTED MY 401k WITH MUTUAL FUNDS?




Idiots -




BASTARDS - They designed this Hospital




PERSEVERENCE -


TAGS: rava avis spitefully aloft
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:20 am
Thanks Bone. And yer poodles 'll look fabulous I'm sherrr in those chapeaus du chiens.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:18 am
Well done...5 my Poodles need hats


"CAPITALISM IS EVIL" - Oh, puleeeese - dude you've made millions in your industry - WHATEVER!


TAGS: moore liberals capitalism hollywood pig
Rating: 3.4/5

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WTFO - November 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
WKU, your sentence didn't need the "to know the difference" at the end. v/r
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Moore loves capitalism, he hates corporatism. He's just too stupid to know the difference.
KDP3 - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
@ LogicDude trust me if Mr.Moore does move to Cuba he won't stay after finding out about the rations laws.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:03 am
For my follow-up at Cannes, I will have tackled the controversial subject of kittens.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:02 am
A classic soon to be released example of "argument by anecdote". With that technique, and enough queeludes to keep a film crew operational and compliant, I can prove that babies are evil. And not just the ones that look like Charles Manson.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
I was to to blame the dingo.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
I think he ate your baby. He wants his babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
How sweet, Haar.... he does have a certain look to him... like a cuddly Janet Reno.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
I love Michael Moore. Not the infatuated, star-struck, idol-worshipping kind of love, but the deep-seated, eternal soul-mates kind of love. I just wish he'd be more timely with the child-support.
north star - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Working on the pixellation, apologies for previous, less than 4.0 work.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
This poster, pixelation notwithstanding, is just a brilliant slap in the face to the thousands of motifakers here who post "I love Michael Moore" crap all over this site. A much needed effort. Well done.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Since he seems to hate his own country so much why doesn't he move to Cuba or Venezuela...let's see how they react to his moviemaking. I'll even buy his ticket!
mallen - September 6, 2009, 10:52 pm
Michael Moore can go f*** himself. No one else will, that we can all agree on.


FACT - One does not just simply stroll into a mosh pit


TAGS: pit meme mosh
Rating: 3.38/5

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SPITE -




THAT CHILD - Doesn't Stand A Chance




NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


SPIT SHINE - The amount of time it takes to destroy a parade-quality polish is directly and inversely proportional to the amount of time spent achieving the gloss.


TAGS: boots spit shine military
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

50cal - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm
Baking them made the process much shorter with a bit of high gloss!
DocMonty - December 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Call me Crazy, but I miss having Spit shine boots.


AWESOMENESS - I'm going to go get a biscuit, so I can SOP-UP some of the "AWESOMENESS" coming of this tool!!




MAYBE - If you werent a hypochondriac this could have been avoided


TAGS: funny epi***h sick
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:57 am
Sleep well, sir. :)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I always felt obligated to stay the hell away. There was no arguing with him, I could see that from the start.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I have to crash.....It's been fun being a disrespectful a**wipe towards you........Seriously.....you're OK by me TOC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I had about 3 days before I felt morally obligated to tell WTFO to GTFO and Die in a pile of his own vomit.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I joined 1st day.....have "lurked" at times and gone weeks without adding anything to site.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:50 am
Everybody starts as a lurker. I lurked here for at least a month before I joined in the fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Like I said "1 step away" Trolls always start as Lurkers.......It's the natural way of things.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:48 am
Hi rerun!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am
How is it trolling if you don't do anything? It's not near the level of peeping tom! LoL It's reading people's opinions.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am

wow, go away to shower and miss a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am
Lurking is interesting?....It's one step from trolling.....Or A restraining order in Random's case.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:41 am
It's interesting sometimes, really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:33 am
You and MrRandom should hook up.........Vultures!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:31 am
I joined... I'm always hidden. And I never comment. Or vote... I just observe. :S I'm creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
Why must you taunt me TOC? I voted you best mom and ***iest motifaker.....where's the love?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:27 am
NO...Just NO....I refuse to visit politifake.com....I love you Mr.M....But I love my self respect more.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:25 am
You could go visit him... XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:23 am
I thank Jeebus every day for that.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:22 am
Well, he's not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:21 am
OD is "rough around the edges" WTFO is a cancerous b***hole filled with hatred and racism. Not quite the same thing.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:19 am
You just have to know how to talk to certain people... They're both a little rough around the edges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Mods need to be levelheaded....even when it pains them....It really bothered me to take WTFO's side against him. I f***ing HATE WTFO.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:15 am
Er... Yes, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:12 am
I find him to be mean sometimes.....and not in a funny way. But that's just me.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:11 am
He's awesome! His sense of humor is very dark and dry, though. Lotsa people don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:09 am
Heh heh heh.....you took the words right out of my mouth.....that guy has issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:05 am
Douchebags need love too. :( I think that's why EGD's so angry all the time. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:03 am
Don't be sad....she's had 7 years to learn to loathe me....and rightfully so..........(I'm kinda a douche, if you haven't noticed)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:59 am
Awwww... :( Now I'm sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:58 am
Mrs. Mooooo doesn't like me much anyways....so, no big deal.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:57 am
Ah! That does suck. :( Well, the anniversary thing... I'm not a big drinker, so I don't have much against bein sober...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah!.......I was stone sober last night. (I had to work).....today is my anniversary......and I have to work....life sucks.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:54 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, when have you NOT been drinking? :P They were just utterly unsuited to each other. LoL And thanx rerun, I AM pretty amsome. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:53 am
And I'm a horrible person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am
Why? Were they cousins?.......forgive me, I've been drinking.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am

not for us to say, glad you were a result of bad situation.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:50 am
Not daddy issues... My parents had no business being married.. LoL
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am

sorry TOC, I know he was invited, but he had the mumps on that special of special days and was not able to make it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am
*?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
That's a bonus.........I sense daddy issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Dude also totally avoided my parents' marriage. That was prolly a bonus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Cyndi Lauper.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:46 am

and Hair Bands
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:41 am
And Wham.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:39 am

he missed the best band of the 80's...Milli Vanilli
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:30 am
He had 75 good years.......what's to complain about?........he also missed the 80's, Lucky bastard.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:14 am
I really like this one, btw.


BRAIN BUCKETS (HELMETS) - Lets throw it on, and get to work BOSS. Those hippies aint gonna stomp "THEMSELVES" now are they.




JOB SECURITY - COACHING THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS




Doug Murphy -


TAGS: kill hospital doctor tv
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Nate

frog - July 9, 2008, 3:36 am
god i love scrubs, good thing he is in the morgue now!


ANGER - He who angers you conquers you.




COUNTRY LIVING - Another bargain basement offering in the U.S. mortgage debacle.


TAGS: home foreclosed decrepit shack
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 2, 2012, 10:37 am
The sign was.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:42 pm

wow...i thought the sign had been shopped it. thats one helluva pic dude.
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 3:52 pm
Pic was with my digital camera and taken in rural Wisconsin. LYAO on that one. Thx for comment Maoworks2.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:41 pm
THis Old House.


ENVY - Envy's a coal comes hissing hot from Hell.




PRIDE - The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.




SHARING -


TAGS: kindness spite hatred fight ippatsu
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
Not a wise comment to almost not make.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thank you toc for saying that. I was almost about to say if they all hated anime posters so much they would have to go back on cubby... probably woulda been one of the stupidest things i ever did.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:44 pm

@TOC, we still love you even if you aren't as happy with your rack as we are.
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
I just popped in to announce. The arrival of your new 1L bomber... Me! I shall 1L each and every chickfake because I don't have a thing for t***. Sorry, guys. This is actually pretty funny, watermelon or no. TTFN
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 12:26 pm
Oh I see. It's just really vague and lame then. The dude is angry and the watermelon makes it funny.... it all makes sense now. BTW what dictionary is undelueded in?
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:08 pm
U dont have to understand the characters or know who they are at all.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ok, its simple. The dude is angry. Hes giving the lady something. I think the caption fits the pic perfectly. ITs not the WATERMELON thats the threat its the fact the dude looks angry and is giving something that is supposed to go with the text
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 11:11 am
If its something harmless where is the implied menace? Unless you know these characters the pic ruins the poster. How is melon a threat? Why would anybody a**ume that it would be? The words were wasted on the pic. Nobody strives to be sufficient.
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 11:08 am
The context is the person offering something, that's it. While I agree a real life pic would have been better, this is sufficient.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:59 am
The pic offers no context. Culos is right a real life pic would have been much better. I have no idea who the characters in the pic are or what makes watermelon so dangerous.
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:38 am
Btw, the lines are great, with another picture (real life) that would have a remote relation to the text it would have been a 5
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:37 am
Any reference to Anime is demotivational in itself, it makes me depressed, this equals 1L, everyone who knows me should not be surprised.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Culos i gotta disagree with u on this one. Like Cubby's this is an anime poster that actually is demotivational. Plus the watermelon sitting there makes the caption funnier.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:49 am
And therefore an automatic 1L!
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 7:09 am
Hell. Yeah. THIS is an animefake.


SORRY KIDS - The riots been cancelled, something about its a "SCHOOL-NIGHT".


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:12 pm
5 home before the lights come on cause it's a school night for you


GUATEMALA CITY - Is really the pits.




A PITCHER'S MOTTO -




CATS - They're great for pitching practice




FREE TIBET - Is what has got her all fired-up! Not because she wants to see spoiled white punks getting beat by the police.




The New CEO'S first day -


TAGS: ceo hospital
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by trbecome

GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:14 am
The pièce de résistance to your ongoing theme, tr. This shyt can happen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 1:33 am
Hahaha! Oh, wow! This is... hahaha!


efficiency -


TAGS: hospital bed taxi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:20 pm
In the UK the health service is funded by National Insurance payments which is paid by every employed person and businesses and topped off from General Taxation.
Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:14 pm
Have you noticed that the ones complaining about free at point of use health care are the same ones that can afford to pay an accountant to work out the taxes that they somehow avoid paying?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:39 am
Another poster that inspires me to move to Canada, lol. 5L


Patience -


TAGS: serendipity dadgummit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Thedge - October 8, 2014, 3:08 pm
Some. Not a lot of stupidity 'round here, is there?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:29 pm

LOL'D....HARD! i wonder how many of them got it.


It's Always Sunny In Kabul -




Dogs -




THE BARTENDER -




absence -


TAGS: hospital sleep scars
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...


WHEN A BOTTLE WILL NOT DO -


TAGS: ufo disclosure calendar airman pitstop
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:49 pm
just amsome...
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 12:48 pm
Take A Deep Breath.


sincerity -


TAGS: hospital wedding
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2014, 10:56 pm
It's a Callalily. Fairly common 'round these parts.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 10:25 pm
It's called a Calla.
motifayk - April 19, 2014, 7:39 pm
I a**ume it is some kind of Orchid.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 6:29 pm
That's a flower
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:25 pm
What is that the picture of?


Pit 3 Pack -




NO SHOVEL BIG ENOUGH -


TAGS: money calendar bottomless pit
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

RonE - July 24, 2012, 4:37 am
Good to know an alternative source as mine is about to be run out.
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 4:34 am
1125 Parkway, Gatlinburg is where I get mine
RonE - July 24, 2012, 3:32 am
And I got four of the money pits... where is the vodka..
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 1:27 am
A $235k money pit and that's not including college. That's nearly $1100 a month for 18 years


VANITY - There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.




Visicous Pitbull -


TAGS: sloppy camera pitbull kisses marshmellow
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - July 1, 2014, 2:18 pm
a pit, a rottie, a GSD, a dobie or a bear-theyre all big animals with big jaws & big bites. Duh. BTW, chihuahuas are #1 on the bite list
Zeitguy - June 30, 2014, 10:57 pm
A chihuahua attacks and you need a band-aide. A pit bull attacks you and you need a plastic surgeon or a mortician.
GaryO - June 30, 2014, 8:25 pm
WOOF-thdlshipl!....oh...sorry
MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:49 pm
Finally...we get to see the rest of Mr. Gary's face! Best you stop watching all those Miley Cyrus videos though. Nice poster vindy.


RAPTURE - Well, it was a good run. Sorry 'bout the mess.




Aint No Dogs Here -




NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




EPITAPHS -


TAGS: motifaker epi***hs
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Greeny - May 6, 2013, 7:15 pm
You know what happens when you plant a melon, right?
Sho - May 6, 2013, 4:58 pm
My work will continue.
steve1961 - May 6, 2013, 2:36 pm
I've been thinking about a second one to deal with the rest of ya...
Silverheart - May 6, 2013, 2:22 pm

We all know that those deaths were staged. Señor Rerun was cranky that day...


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